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The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they’re telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!
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All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that’s not part of the test - that’s asbestos.
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This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don’t make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that’ll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Just someplace to post everything and anything Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones and various other cool fandoms. Most of this stuff is not mine and I will tell what is mine.
